Ben and the ladies are in Puerto Rico this week, and they all manage to get sunburnt in about two hours. Chris Harrison, in a chill island t-shirt, explains the scenario of the week as if none of us has ever watched the show before, or as if the girls are slightly retarded. I suppose both of these could be true. All of the girls are to get a date this week—two one-on-ones, and all the rest on a group date.
Nicki gets the first date card, and to everybody’s surprise she is picked up by a helicopter! One day I’d really like the date to be picked up in a yellow taxi or perhaps a pull-cart. Our bachelor got a haircut, and it looks terrible. Focus groups probably liked the droopy front locks, as those have been kept at full length, but the rest of the hair is cut a bit shorter, resulting in a strange back-to-front downwards slant, like a racy little girl cut.
The two get rained on really hard, which ruins their grand plan for the date. Nicki doesn’t throw a hissy fit about getting wet, so Ben is absolutely blown away with how flexible and go-with-the-flow she is. Nicki is so stoked on the date that she says she feels like “God is smiling down on us”.
Ben audibles into a little clothes shopping to get some dry threads. They try for traditional puerto rican outfits. Ben buys an all-white linen outfit and a white straw Panama hat. Nicki thinks he looks “muy muy muy caliente”. Which is a classic Americanism that doesn’t translate at all to Spanish. Just saying.
Nicki is decked out in some sarong-type onesie. They look fantastic (not), and stroll around town before sitting down outside a church to watch a wedding. This brings up all sorts of interesting conversation about marriage ‘n stuff. Nicki has been married before, and Ben has proposed before, and they both agree that next time they want it to be perfect. Ben astutely points out that “Being married is totally different than being engaged”.
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