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Gabriel Roberts mixes interview, comedy, rants, bad accents, and amateur guitar for delicious nuggets of aural pleasure

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Good Gabe vs Evil Gabe


In Episode 69 of Painting Pictures, Gabe is joined from Scotland by Evil Gabe, aka Gabriel Q Vest, to talk about the origin of Evil Gabe, Paonia CO, and life in Scotland.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 76.95MB - Duration: 1:24:03 m (128 kbps 16000 Hz)

Jingle Jangle


Brought to you by the all-new Lincoln Navigator: Gabriel critiques Trader Joe's cracker box copy and chats about Christmas gifting.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 35.49MB - Duration: 38:46 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Antique Pottery Wheel


In just the second podcast episode of 2019, Gabe chats about carrying foam on top of his car, getting old and smelly, a beautiful historic pottery wheel, and raising rabbits.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 36.84MB - Duration: 40:14 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Beer and Chicken Stock


From Craftsbury, Vermont, a quick slipper of a bipper wherin beer, wine, refrigerators, and chicken stock are discussed.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 21.1MB - Duration: 23:03 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Plowing and Shoveling


Through the drifts of snow, plowing and shoveling we go! Winter snow grips Northern Vermont in November, and Gabe tries everything to keep his driveway clear. He makes a terrible mistake and must atone by baking cookies.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 40.16MB - Duration: 43:52 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Everybodys Talkin Bout Heaven


Brought to you by Nutella: From scorchin-hot Craftsbury Vermont, a solo waxer about the new Star Wars movie Solo, some items that aren't worth shipping back to Amazon, and a really dumb country song. Enjoy!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 35.25MB - Duration: 38:30 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Have Kids and Chop Down Trees


On a dreary Spring afternoon, Gabriel discusses the silent Tees of Vermont and Craftsbury, learning French, buying a house, mud season, and how long to leave Vermont in the winter.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 44.01MB - Duration: 48:04 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Wok Choi brought to you by Michaels


Brought to you by the Arts and Crafts Aisle at Michael's, this solo surfboard takes you to Hawaii with Jack Johnson, past a stopped school bus in Vermont, and into David's kitchen where Wok Choi is made.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 36.36MB - Duration: 39:43 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Daddy Beans and the Butter Softener


Mon Pere, Leland Roberts, joins for a brief discussion of Security, The Bastards, and the legendary Uncle Reggie. Then, find out how your butter gets perfectly soft every morning.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 46.6MB - Duration: 50:54 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

I'm a Professional Carpenter


The life of a professional carpenter isn't easy; a new chair prototype; quitting jobs; the need for cotton underwear; gallery directors don't have meteoric career paths; fun size is a misnomer

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 32.37MB - Duration: 35:21 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

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