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Gabriel Roberts mixes interview, comedy, rants, bad accents, and amateur guitar for delicious nuggets of aural pleasure
Daddy Beans and the Butter Softener
01-09-2017
Mon Pere, Leland Roberts, joins for a brief discussion of Security, The Bastards, and the legendary Uncle Reggie. Then, find out how your butter gets perfectly soft every morning.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 46.6MB - Duration: 50:54 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)
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I'm a Professional Carpenter
27-07-2017
The life of a professional carpenter isn't easy; a new chair prototype; quitting jobs; the need for cotton underwear; gallery directors don't have meteoric career paths; fun size is a misnomer
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 32.37MB - Duration: 35:21 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)
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Memes of 2017 with Joe Gruen
11-07-2017
Joe Gruen and I count down the top memes of the year 2017, according to some website. We are thoroughly disgusted or completely confused by nearly all of them, although one or two gain grudging approval. From Carmichael CA with special guest Teddy Gruen
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 96.03MB - Duration: 1:44:53 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)
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Talking About Sacramento with Myself
08-06-2017
A solo ding-dong from Carmichael, CA, brought to you by The Doggy Paddle. Overwhelmed by California traffic, new cars, and new development, this Vermont country bumpkin lashes out at soulless shmucks and insincere customer service.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 43.51MB - Duration: 47:32 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)
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Pokemon No with Adi Friedman and Joe Gruen
25-04-2017
From Craftsbury, VT, and Sacramento and San Francisco, CA, a three-way throwback to high school days as the Commissioners of Spirit reunite. Being cool, traveling the world, Sacramento hardscaping and Pokemon are discussed.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 68.35MB - Duration: 1:14:39 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)
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Eat Cereal or Go to Mexico
05-04-2017
The eternal question! I explore the answer from Craftsbury, VT, with four audio clips from Mexico. Brought to you by Charlie's Pizza.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 36.37MB - Duration: 39:43 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)
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Desert Mounties with Miles Roberts
06-01-2017
My big brother Miles joins Painting Pictures to bounce around the spiritual, cultural, and political landscape of December 2016 in Craftsbury, Vermont. Beanies, cats, elections, Canada, and cozy pants are mentioned. Also, man cuts tiny piece of wood.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 60.62MB - Duration: 1:06:13 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)
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Bunny Kitty brought to you by Cats
19-12-2016
From Craftsbury Vermont, in the company of Kitty and Bunny, a solo slam-jam with thoughts on Bridget Jones, house-sitting, potty-training, and yoga at home. Featuring a slice of epic Christmas Music.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 40.81MB - Duration: 44:35 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)
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This is not NPR
01-11-2016
A full hour of audio that does not include the voice of Robert Seagull. Dedicated to Cinnamon the Pony, with thoughts on burping, iPhone updates, the price of apples, and driving in Vermont
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 56.36MB - Duration: 1:01:34 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)
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Turning Thirty
03-10-2016
From the Northeast Kingdom, a solo rambler recorded while driving around Vermont. Pie crust recipe complaints, some thoughts on boogers, over-competitive society, and, of course, coffee. Oh and I turned thirty and got married!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 51.08MB - Duration: 55:48 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)
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