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Gabriel Roberts mixes interview, comedy, rants, bad accents, and amateur guitar for delicious nuggets of aural pleasure

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I'm a Medium Guy brought to you by Aldanbertos


Two major life announcements are shared; packing up Paonia and the perfect load; housesitting is a crime; how to deal with zombies on the highway; thoughts on the Emmys. From September 30th, 2015.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 49.06MB - Duration: 53:35 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Rosie The Bedwetter


One rainy evening in Paonia, I met a little dog named Rosie... also, the struggle with coffee is real and ongoing, people who put their trash out too early really bother me, and Matt Damon and Emily Blunt shtir shomething deep inshide me.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 33.78MB - Duration: 36:54 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Death in the Afternoon


One hundred and five grasshoppers killed in twelve minutes. House of Cards, house sitting, and calf injuries are discussed. Why to let people treat you like an idiot sometimes. Announcements!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 37.27MB - Duration: 40:42 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Spring Fever


A spring fever yarn from freshman year of high school in Sacramento, CA. A glass is dropped and I reflect on who is to blame?

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 16.18MB - Duration: 17:40 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

The Groover brought to you by Breakfast Tacos


A solo shimmy from summer storm-soaked Paonia, CO. Rafting, grooving, waking up without an alarm, and iphone voice memos are discussed. Plus a musical interlude from my very own fingers.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 44.45MB - Duration: 48:33 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

A Can of Seasoned Black Beans


Welcome to summer in Colorado with a solo podcast-barrier-busting confidence-booster. I AM FUNNY, THESE PODCASTS MATTER: I prove it with jokes about Ground Beef Cooking, the magazine, hand-grown avocados, and a glimpse inside podcasting process.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 36.23MB - Duration: 39:34 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Forespreca with Arendse Lund


Writer, Elsewhere Studios resident and medievalist of Danish origin Arendse Lund joins Painting Pictures to talk Paonia, writing, medievalism, and translating Hans Christian Andersen.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 66.9MB - Duration: 1:13:04 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Today I Am Not Drinking Coffee


After nine straight days of coffee, I take a day off. With a pot of Earl Gray Tea, I discuss caffeine, painting, cast iron, and grasshoppers.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 30.38MB - Duration: 33:11 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Petting Goats with Ky Burt


Ky Burt the bearded and talented troubadour joins Painting Pictures for a post-goat-petting Paonia conversation about airplanes, commuting to work from a remote campsite in the national forest, making music, sense of place, and his upcoming summer tour.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 72.19MB - Duration: 1:18:51 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Stand-up Art Rant


A solo rant about being an artist, taking commissions, trying to sell art, and crap art of the $150 and $25,000 variety.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 33.08MB - Duration: 36:08 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

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