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Eat Cereal or Go to Mexico


The eternal question! I explore the answer from Craftsbury, VT, with four audio clips from Mexico. Brought to you by Charlie's Pizza.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 36.37MB - Duration: 39:43 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Desert Mounties with Miles Roberts


My big brother Miles joins Painting Pictures to bounce around the spiritual, cultural, and political landscape of December 2016 in Craftsbury, Vermont. Beanies, cats, elections, Canada, and cozy pants are mentioned. Also, man cuts tiny piece of wood.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 60.62MB - Duration: 1:06:13 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Bunny Kitty brought to you by Cats


From Craftsbury Vermont, in the company of Kitty and Bunny, a solo slam-jam with thoughts on Bridget Jones, house-sitting, potty-training, and yoga at home. Featuring a slice of epic Christmas Music.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 40.81MB - Duration: 44:35 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

This is not NPR


A full hour of audio that does not include the voice of Robert Seagull. Dedicated to Cinnamon the Pony, with thoughts on burping, iPhone updates, the price of apples, and driving in Vermont

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 56.36MB - Duration: 1:01:34 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Turning Thirty


From the Northeast Kingdom, a solo rambler recorded while driving around Vermont. Pie crust recipe complaints, some thoughts on boogers, over-competitive society, and, of course, coffee. Oh and I turned thirty and got married!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 51.08MB - Duration: 55:48 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Trigger Warnings with Joe Gruen


Joe Gruen returns to record a new episode of The Cream and The Clear, joining Gabriel to discuss Do It Yourself, leakage, tractors, almond butter and/or tomatoes, and pigs.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 83.44MB - Duration: 1:31:08 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Basement Talk with Brent McCoy


Supremely talented and warm-hearted street performer extraordinaire, realist painter, bread baker, Vermont homesteader Brent McCoy aka The Real McCoy joins to talk Vermont Vaudeville, street performing, and living the dream. THIS MAN HAS GIVEN UP COFFEE!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 64.05MB - Duration: 1:09:58 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Baby Creemee


From Greensboro Bend, Vermont, a solo stampede through bread-making, potholes, washboards, and soft-serve ice cream. A true wanderer's delight, finishing with a rendition of Hard Wired by Shakey Graves.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 65.62MB - Duration: 1:11:41 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Trading Crystals with Nic Lawless


Indoor Kale Farming, Vegan-cooking, Lemon-squeezing, CSA-Managing Musician Extraordinaire Nic Lawless joins to talk small-town living, New Jersey roots, crystal trading, and aging or not aging. Plus the harrowing tale of touring his neighbor's garage.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 73.56MB - Duration: 1:20:21 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

Cochabamba Numero Tres


From Vermont, a solo journey into the present (Vermont) and the recent past (Cochabamba, Bolivia) of this pumpkin king: motorcycle riding, a political rant, boring license plates, fighting a cold, and the problem with sofpull paper towel dispensers.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 66.25MB - Duration: 1:12:21 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)

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